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i dont know the national anthem
where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman
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Perks of marriage.
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“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
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