sassy as i wanna be

Hi im Liz and i like to party

fasterfood:

“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society

(via kingjamesd)

  • People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
  • Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.